Don't you juste hate all this misunderstood "female-independence" bullshit? For example, when I go to a door and hold it open for a girl I don't wanna hear something like "woooah, I can open the door by myself, I don't need you!" "You think I'm too weak to open a door?!" "I'm independant!"
... no! We know that you can open a door by yourself, we just try to be kind!! When I grew up my mom told me to open up a door for someone else, thats kind!
I just want to be nice to you... Don't be a bitch!
And whats wrong with all those stupid pricks buying this fuckin' IPhone? You get screwed guys! read the fuckin' licence agreement!
Speaking of telephones, I know it's been said before, but these fuckers, "listening" to their dumbass music over their mobile phone speakers AT TOP VOLUME makes me physically ill! Hey, jackass, the only thing you can hear is like, KRZZKRRRKZKZKRRKZZZZ, cause' the speaker has a quality of a World war II radio device!!
Stupid pricks... stay the fuck away from me. Otherwise you force me to go into politics, built a suicide machine and decree a law that says, everyone misusing their phone a a boomboaster has to kill themself in my freakin' machine!! Seriously, stop that shit! Nathaniel Baldwin or someone invented headphones for a good reason...
till then
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