When I say "technical diseases" I mean all that stupid shit that should make your life much easier but doesn't help a bit. Exeamples:
Navigation devices.
Who the hell invented that shit? Probably some sort of U.S. government agency that has the goal to irritate all citizens so that they can't think a minute about their life even if they wanted to, because there is always some sort of "useful tool" that they have to complain about! PEOPLE! Use your fuckin' brains! Grab a map, try to find out where you are now (Shouldn't be that difficult... RIGHT?!), search for the point you want to move to and scratch with one of your many fingers along the road that is nearby the direct connection of the two points! It's freakin' easy!!
Cellphones.
I know I said it before and I say it again. I really hate this cellphones!! The practical effect of a cellphone is that you can communicate with another person when there is no telephone around.
Don't use your cellphone as a musicplayer, a mobile cinema or as a webbrowser, especially when you're around me! There are Instruments to do all of that stuff AND THEY A EVEN BETTER AT IT, AS YOU FUCKIN' PHONE! "But combining these things is practical and useful!" NO, it's not! A good musicplayer has a much better sound-quality playing your songs then any cellphone. It's natural destiny is it, to have you enjoy your (probably ass-stupid) music as loud as you want and even without bothering the whole street you're going down. You're pissing off the universe. Don't piss off the universe. The universe is going to slap you. Beat it you filthy bastards!
Social networks.
The latest invention to keep you stucking at your house, buying and consuming stuff you don't need. It really pisses me off, hearing people talk about a very cool social network they found on the internet in which they "finally" can find people that share the same interests and neurotic affactations as they do. have you EVER thought about that idea that the owners of that networks don't have your personal happiness in their minds, but how to make you spend your money on even more shit that you don't need? All of your personal data you give in the network isn't used to find people you can communicate and exchange with, but to control your purchasing behaviour and to personalize the adverts you see! All of you stupid fuckheads are manipulated and controled and you don't give a fuck about but fill the networks with even more of your nonsense that noone smart enough, not to put his hand in a food crusher, cares about! I got three word for you. GET. A. LIFE. If you want to find people sharing the same interests as you do, turn on your brain and try to find out how you can find them without throwing your brain to the wolves!
Now turn off your computer, go outside and spend some time at the beach or some shit!
see you soon...
Navigation devices.
Who the hell invented that shit? Probably some sort of U.S. government agency that has the goal to irritate all citizens so that they can't think a minute about their life even if they wanted to, because there is always some sort of "useful tool" that they have to complain about! PEOPLE! Use your fuckin' brains! Grab a map, try to find out where you are now (Shouldn't be that difficult... RIGHT?!), search for the point you want to move to and scratch with one of your many fingers along the road that is nearby the direct connection of the two points! It's freakin' easy!!
Cellphones.
I know I said it before and I say it again. I really hate this cellphones!! The practical effect of a cellphone is that you can communicate with another person when there is no telephone around.
Don't use your cellphone as a musicplayer, a mobile cinema or as a webbrowser, especially when you're around me! There are Instruments to do all of that stuff AND THEY A EVEN BETTER AT IT, AS YOU FUCKIN' PHONE! "But combining these things is practical and useful!" NO, it's not! A good musicplayer has a much better sound-quality playing your songs then any cellphone. It's natural destiny is it, to have you enjoy your (probably ass-stupid) music as loud as you want and even without bothering the whole street you're going down. You're pissing off the universe. Don't piss off the universe. The universe is going to slap you. Beat it you filthy bastards!
Social networks.
The latest invention to keep you stucking at your house, buying and consuming stuff you don't need. It really pisses me off, hearing people talk about a very cool social network they found on the internet in which they "finally" can find people that share the same interests and neurotic affactations as they do. have you EVER thought about that idea that the owners of that networks don't have your personal happiness in their minds, but how to make you spend your money on even more shit that you don't need? All of your personal data you give in the network isn't used to find people you can communicate and exchange with, but to control your purchasing behaviour and to personalize the adverts you see! All of you stupid fuckheads are manipulated and controled and you don't give a fuck about but fill the networks with even more of your nonsense that noone smart enough, not to put his hand in a food crusher, cares about! I got three word for you. GET. A. LIFE. If you want to find people sharing the same interests as you do, turn on your brain and try to find out how you can find them without throwing your brain to the wolves!
Now turn off your computer, go outside and spend some time at the beach or some shit!
see you soon...
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